princesslynn777:
THIS ISNT A JOKE AMANDA BYNES IS SWAGGER JACKING A STIPPER AS A SLOPPY ATTEMPT TO GET DRAKE TO BONE HER ASS TOO
macarena-of-time:
my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
yuppadupp:
thewholockgames:
districteverthorne:
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
abhortion:
movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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Three year-old me:
oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
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Me now:
oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
h0odrich:
ive been hiding this silly putty stain in the carpet under a mat from my mom since i was 8
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less
gruntledandhinged:
ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.
Also, don’t be a jerk.
the-cimmerians:
the-vashta-nerada:
so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
i’m sorry attraction is such a subjective and loaded thing i don’t usually pile on but GARY BUSEY WHO WENT BOBBING FOR APPLES IN A TUB OF BEES JESUS WEPT IT IS POETRY
an-egg:
its time to get into my pajamas (removes bra) all done
togamivevo:
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
po-op:
this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.